still open -blockquote-  still open -blockquote- {"id":47,"date":"2006-07-24T19:40:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-24T18:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/?p=47"},"modified":"2010-08-26T20:14:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T18:14:20","slug":"conversaciones-graciosas-en-el-mirc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"Conversaciones Graciosas en el mIRC"},"content":{"rendered":"[EXPAND ]<p>Pues estaba leyendo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.microsiervos.com\/\">Microsiervos<\/a> y he descubierto la Quote Data Base (<a href=\"http:\/\/bash.org\/\">QDB<\/a>). En ella se juntan m\u00e1s de 15 000 citas y conversaciones de gente en salas de chat tipo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirc.com\/\">mIRC<\/a> que a los usuarios les parecen graciosas y envian a los administradores de la web.<br \/>Estas son las que m\u00e1s me han gustado. Tienen algunas geniales.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-family: courier new;\"><p>[sonium] someone speak python here?<br \/>[lucky] HHHHHSSSSSHSSS<br \/>[lucky] SSSSS<br \/>[sonium] the programming language<\/p>\n<p>[i8b4uunderground] d-_-b<br \/>[bonynomore] how u make that inverted b?<br \/>[bonynomore] wait<br \/>[bonynomore] never mind<\/p>\n<p>[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong<br \/>[ouroboros] Ok.<br \/>[tag] |    .<br \/>[ouroboros] .    |<br \/>[tag] |  .<br \/>[ouroboros]    . |<br \/>[tag] | .<br \/>[ouroboros]      | .<br \/>[ouroboros] Whoops<\/p>\n<p>[jeebus] the \u00abbishop\u00bb came to our church today<br \/>[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor<br \/>[jeebus] never once moved diagonally<\/p>\n<p>[th3no0b] Im going to be the next hitler<br \/>[th3no0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown<br \/>[rageagainsttheamish] why the clown<br \/>[th3no0b] See? no one cares about the jews<br \/>[rageagainsttheamish] lmao<\/p>\n<p>[sui88] 67% of girls are stupid<br \/>[v-girl] i belong with the other 13%<\/p>\n<p>*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)<\/p>\n<p>[mortalkombat] stfu mat|t u cu.nt<br \/>* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*<br \/>[@Acaila] FINISH HIM<br \/>[mat|t] rofl<br \/>[mortalkombat] omg wtf man<br \/>* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)<br \/>[@Acaila] FATALITY!<\/p>\n<p>[alanna] Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS&#8217;s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders<\/p>\n<p>[fireslide] next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)<br \/>[fireslide] *this<br \/>* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (\u203961912\u203a)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>V\u00eda: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.microsiervos.com\/archivo\/internet\/pr0n.html\">Microsiervos<\/a><\/p>\n[\/EXPAND]","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[EXPAND ]Pues estaba leyendo Microsiervos y he descubierto la Quote Data Base (QDB). En ella se juntan m\u00e1s de 15 000 citas y conversaciones de gente en salas de chat tipo mIRC que a los usuarios les parecen graciosas y envian a los administradores de la web.Estas son las que m\u00e1s me han gustado. Tienen &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/?p=47\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abConversaciones Graciosas en el mIRC\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cachondeo","category-informatica","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}