{"id":933,"date":"2009-12-19T12:47:26","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T10:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/?p=933"},"modified":"2009-12-19T12:47:26","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T10:47:26","slug":"trancazo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/?p=933","title":{"rendered":"Trancazo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Esta ma\u00f1ana me he levantado acojonado pensando que me hab\u00eda quedado dormido en alg\u00fan rinc\u00f3n de la Estrella de la Muerte y que ten\u00eda a Darth Vader delante de m\u00ed, dispuesto a matarme.<\/p>\n<p>Luego me he dado cuenta de que era yo, que llevo un trancazo que<strong> al respirar sueno como Darth Vader<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9ste es un nivel de resfriado por encima de Toser-como-un-viejo o <a href=\"http:\/\/lobusca.com\/ella-tiene-deseo-sexual-las-24-horas-del-dia-por-accidente\/\">estar-m\u00e1s-caliente-que-\u00e9sta<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"tefake1402759947\" style=\"display: none;\"><div id=\"tefake2402759947\" style=\"display: none;\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esta ma\u00f1ana me he levantado acojonado pensando que me hab\u00eda quedado dormido en alg\u00fan rinc\u00f3n de la Estrella de la Muerte y que ten\u00eda a Darth Vader delante de m\u00ed, dispuesto a matarme. Luego me he dado cuenta de que era yo, que llevo un trancazo que al respirar sueno como Darth Vader. \u00c9ste es &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/?p=933\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abTrancazo\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,10],"tags":[604,601,600,603,602],"class_list":["post-933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualidad","category-introspeccion","tag-anginas","tag-constipado","tag-darth-vader","tag-enfermedad","tag-trancazo","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=933"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":934,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions\/934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tiendadeultramarinos.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}